Friday, September 28, 2007

ACTION! CAMERA! LIGHTS!!!!........I messed up didn't I?

Thy World is even more sicker and its twisted twisting turn are making it all..........turn-nee. Anyway, This article is talking ~its not really talking~ People really starting to use the internet the way it should. Maybe we finally stop that Kittie-porn........~Candra~ "Kids these days" are being amateur filmmakers, and not baby-makers,and are posting little clips of them talking about something. Like if they want to go to a collage They'll send that clip. How ever!!!!!! There are rules to follow if one wishes to make a clip. And its the following:
down
down!
lower
lower, your doing great
lower
stop!!!!! just kittens lower!!!
Now......The rules which some loser must follow:
1. BE PROFESSIONAL
This isn't for your friends. No stoner or fart jokes...........Unless its Taco Bell

2. BE CONCISE
Don't talk for an hour. No one wants to hear about your sad-loser-ree-wife~coughs~ life.

3. CONVEY ENTHUSIASM
I have no idea what this means, but whatever it is, DO IT!!!!!!

4 BALANCE CREATIVITY WITH PROFESSIONALISM
..............yeah!......use the force!.............

There you have it the rules which ever anti-freak must use in order to take orders or something like that, I don't know. Don't judge me from today. Wife made soup yesterday, I don't know if I'm going to live..Bye people have a non-sober weekends, I'll remember you all in therapy
TOots
bye-bye then take care now

Thursday, September 27, 2007

Where do I go with biology?.....hmm don't know....aah...HOME!!!!!!!!

Kittens can purr?
Since when does leafs change??!??!
PEOPLE ARE SNEEZING NOW DAYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
~screaming~...............~stillscreaming~...
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...............~still screaming~................~running around and screaming~.........
...................~still running and screaming~......................
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...........................................................................~stops~...
................~!!!!SNEEZES!!!!~~screams again~......................................
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.......~still screaming~.............................................................
.....................................~you guess it still screaming~..................
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.............~panting~.......Okay I read...a...article about......cat???ZZZZzzzzzZZZZZZzzzzzzzZZZZZZZzzzzzzzZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzz
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what?!?!? oh......
Biology is something now days people are all into. What happen to disco?, ya freaks. Anyways Doctors ~who have all the time in the world to try find a cure to help the wicked ones punishments~ are now trying to use and understand more about about diseases. they are call Pathologist are looking for a cure. Robert Smith!!! RUN!!!!!!!And to stop cancer. MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE!!!!!!! RUN!!!!! Yup,
Nurses, Doctors, and even Wildwifes......my bad, Wildlife need to know biology.


Today I feel pretty good. Loved in the most lowest way. I saw the moon yesterday. It was......hairy. Anyways I miss my IPOO. I wonder where it is. Anyway I have a job interview HAHAHAHAHAHQAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA-quack quack-HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHA
So it is going to a real Interview with a vampire......damn you, lissy, you jinx me!
no!............................bluuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrry

Captain's log......ewwww!!
!):%)

I think alot of good things
If anything
I don't dream


There's insanity in her eyes
makes me go blind
the smile that can kill
a death to you will

do you have pity
for the weird and the smelly
can you fly anywhere
without getting lost and using flare?
Can you see someones soul
and see secrets that aren't told

The night is so lovely
something you won't understand
fill with sadness and pain
which is what i am
the night is so pretty
makes everyone look harded
and so frighten
expect those who are a martyr
The night has secrets
that hides it's monsters
from the world
same goes with vampires

The night is like a crow
mysterious, and frighten
and the secret never to be told

Wednesday, September 26, 2007

Ecology by DESIGN....................freaks

.....Earth-friendly clothes, I thought that was the same thing as a birthday suit, yes? Anyway this chick, Jenny Hwa, owns a women's clothing that helps the planet. Which is made out of bamboo. Wouldn't that very itchy? That would suck if a panda saw you wearing that. tsk tsk tsk tsk. It's a good way of business and helping the planet, but its needs alot of help. People now days aren't the same anymore.........I miss the 1950's. So very much. If there is one set of clothes that needs to be destroyed, it those freakin' tripp pants. Or "Gothic" pants. There nothing Gothic about them. There just baggy pants with a crap load of pockets.....freaks.... Anyway I don't think people know the true meaning of the word Gothic. Well not these days.
Anyway Jenny Hwa, Best person in the world. And freakin' smart


Captains log !):@!...~10:21, if your that tarded~




Kill me I'm dead
Love me I'm hated
Can you see
what inside my head

Remember me I'm forgotten
ignore me I'm noticed
Where can you feel
the heart that isn't in

Show me I'm hiding
Depress me I'm happy
Kiss me and so stop
me from lying

Find me I'm Lost
Steal me I'm boughten
look away cause
I'm as pretty as a moth

Go away from me I'm already here
Want me I'm needless now
time me I'm already late
...................

Tuesday, September 25, 2007

cREAtivITY, YOU! YES? NO?! no money!?!?!?!?okay..

You can't spell Creativity, with out.............slaughter???!?!?!?!?! Anyways I think you only creative when your on something, could be: Drugs, Coffee (Candra), pills, donuts, other foods, and hot sauce. Yes many things can get you to be "creative." But it take a true Psycho-path like here I think this person a creative ~a complete psycho-path.~ Those people are sure crazy-I mean creative. CREATIVE!!!! I guess that makes me really creative. Theres is no word for what I am.
Any ways The Article talks about the word "Creative" and how many people really know how and when to use them. I guess most of the creativity come for other people that inspires other people to do thing other people never do. Thats way there are so different from other thing and some people can never get that in their thick skull. So, no matter where you are and what you do that might be the same, IT GOING TO BE DIFFERENT!!!!!!! so stop trying to be different, its giving me a headache.



Don't with me
can you see
theres nothing
left in me

Woe is me

Monday, September 24, 2007

Read me complaining, again and again and again, old man

Yes! After everyone said I will never learn how to read or tie my shoes, or even wear make-up or try on high heels. WELL I DO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...........maybe not that last two. But still I have dreams
I read an article, but it has nothing to do with what I just, but how ever! It talks about a career I've been searching for I always want to make some toys because I know it fills children hearts up with ~DOOM~ Love........... that, and I always wanted to work with Tim Burtonwhoooo!!!. I hate it when I get off subject. Anyways The most popular collage majors are Business and Psychology. And yes making and designing toys does require a major Psychology degree. Same with, if you want to work with horses, you need some type of degree. Whether it is training it or treating it or even grooming it. Most jobs now days require a degree



Theres not word for my feeling
what I want to do to you
There not person screaming
louder than you do

See me
Kill me
as long as I get to be you
Need me
Thrill me
Its the only thing I want to do

10 9
Takes all whats mine
8 7
as soon as we get to heaven
6 5
be the queen of my hive
4 3
please be with me
2 1
Now who's having fun

Friday, September 21, 2007

C.O.D: close open diapers

Post Service Employees:....serial killers, no?
USPS now days are going better before all I head were some pretty bad things about it, long time ago. I wonder, If a mail mon, delivers other people's mail, who delivers his mail? And if its a other mail mon, who delivers his mail? SOMEONE TELL ME BECAUSE ITS FREAKING ME OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I know this probably the worst summary of the article, But I'm all you got.


This is Invader Sir, (s)AIN'T bRANDON signing off, with madness


"Me Leaving"

Running, running all the time
from the monkeys, cops,
and parents at piss me off
What the hell did I do
it better be something new

running, running all the time
from your face,
where its safe
what the hell did i do to you?
Well, hope you died from the flu

Running, away from hell
Running, wishing you well
Running, away from you
Running, something i had to do

Running, running away from
something, must be done
Nothing, go ahead and run
LA-LA-LA-LU-LA-LA-LA-LOU-A-DOO
LA-LA-LA-LU-LA-LA-LA-LOU-A-DOO
LA-LA-LA-LU-LA-LA-LA-LOU-A-DOO
LA-LA-LA-LU-LA-LA-LA-LOU-A-DOO
LA-LA-LA-LU-LA-LA-LA-LOU-A-
DOO




"This time will go again and again"

There was times where I could have killed
There was times where I could of
There was alway something in my way
that should have never thrilled

There are times where I should have died
There are times where I really was
There are some things my way
that should have never been said

If I die would you tell
go to the city and ring the bell
If I cried would you know
will my secret begin to grow

This time will go again and again
my friend
This time will go again and again
my friend

There was times where i fall in love
There was times where I break my fall
There was times where I kept falling
In place where you should know of

If I die would you tell
put coins in the well
If you cried would you see
all the #@$% that you did me

This time will go again and again
my friend
This time will go again and again
my friend

There was a time when I loved you
there was a time when I hated you
But I alway had you
even when I turned blue

This time will go again and again
my friend
This time will go again and again
my friend

Thursday, September 20, 2007

Interview with a Vampire, NOT!!!!!!

I can’t wait for my interview, I’m going to be all sweaty, nervous and also very twitchy. Not! I don’t know, what might be my interview would be like. Don’t know what lurks in my job.
Anyway, about the article “What’s new, Interview,” whoa-wha-whoa-whoa-whoa. Talks about what the boss or some type of super-visor, and how they’re cracking down on crazy kids, aliens. Just kittens. It really talks about tips and stuff not to do in a interview useless you’re really sad. For example, when they ask you a question, just be you’re self, and really show some patience. And then, and only then, will they throw you a bone.


This is Invader Sir, (s)AIN'T bRANDON Signing off

Wednesday, September 19, 2007

Me songs

I feel happy
in a sad way
with pity
and this day
it won't go away
Thats all i have to say

I feel jolly
in a creepy way
my wounds feel salty
and with day
thats all i have to say

dee-dee-dee-duh-dee-duh-dee-duh-dee-duh
dee-dee-dee-duh-dee-duh-dee-duh-dee-dum
come with me,come & see & sit with me
come with me,come & see & sit with me, hon

I feel sad
in a happy way
with thanks from me lad
and with this day
it won't go away
Thats all i have to say

I feel sorrow
in a joyful way
not with tomorrow
but this day
it won't go away
it won't go away


FOR THE DEAD

La...la.la...laaa...la..la....la..la
La...la.la...laaa...la..la....la..la
La...la.la...laaa...la..la....la..la

lay back, be relaxed and stay calm, stay calm
close your eye, though my lies, stay calm, stay calm
hold you breath, though the mess, stay calm, stay calm
say no words, see no birds, stay calm, stay calm

La...la.la...laaa...la..la....la..la
La...la.la...laaa...la..la....la..la
La...la.la...laaa...la..la....la..la

Going down, going down, whats wrong? Whats wrong?
six below, did you know, Whats wrong? What wrong?
Fill the hole, where you go? whats wrong? whats wrong?
I lied, you died, go home

La...la.la...laaa...la..la....la..la
La...la.la...laaa...la..la....la..la
La...la.la...laaa...la..la....la..la

Tuesday, September 18, 2007

Making Za grade

I just read a story about a teacher who has fun teaching young ones to rap in a education form....................BEST IDEA EVER!!!!!!!!!. They need to do more of that and less of these "Just remember okay? Geeze on wonder your failing"- Teacher at Greyhills. Do somethin'! Anyway Its a good article. I think its a pos. message. Sing a song the rhymes is better than chatting a bunch of words.Kids these days.

This is Invader Sir, (s)AIN'T bRANDON signing off

Monday, September 17, 2007

Messy, good. Neat, ugly

Woe is me, I thought my room looked pretty. I never thought that having a messy room would help me be more creative. Which would explains a lot of things. And that it helps me save more time to help out my kids and my work. Like I even have kids or a job, HA! And when I do clean it up and refine the things that I love so much. Plus it really helps me if I don't because I know where everything is. Yerr.

Monday, September 10, 2007

Tuesday, September 4, 2007

I thought it sucked, a bit

Photo shop was great, I really enjoy it. Because I have a computer at home and now I can do stuff to my family members at home. Yes, so much fun..........bluuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrr................................
Anyways, I am glad I got this to do this................bbbbbblaaaahhhhhhh.......................burp................
So glad I can scream a horse....??????.......................................................................................pop...........
Yep, real hAPPY I got to do this, with people ~who i really don't know, which is pretty scary in my book~......ping....
Too bad, I'm not really going to really remember how to do stuff.


happy happy joy joy
sloppy sloppy toys toys

I really thought i was cheap because there a butt-load of things to remember. And remembering things isn't my best friends. Back-stabbing is my greatest friend
and not remembering

DONT FEAR THE rABBIT